Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
