Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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