And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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