Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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