My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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