In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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