I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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