I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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