I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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