i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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