I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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