If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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