next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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