at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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