How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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