But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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