scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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