what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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