I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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