is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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