Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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