No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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