Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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