please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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