make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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