Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
40s are totally the cure
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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