Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
