Walk of Shame today included voting.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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