Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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