yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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