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(917): View more from New York City

East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

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(443): View more from Maryland

apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.

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(801): View more from Utah

just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.

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(302): View more from Delaware

is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?

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(980): View more from North Carolina

you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...

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(630): View more from Illinois

note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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(248): View more from Michigan

like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line

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