I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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