You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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