That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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