Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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