you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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