All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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