STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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