super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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