idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I'm at about main and main street
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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