And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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