it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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