problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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