How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
