if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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