What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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