thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
