i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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