I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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