Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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