we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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