The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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