we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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