i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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