Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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