if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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