yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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